I think my friends wife has been banging a black guy. Because they just had a baby. And the baby had a hole in it.
Anthony Jeselnik2010 has been awesome. I got to write on the David Hasselhoff Roast this summer, and that's always been a dream.
Anthony JeselnikIn a late-night monologue, it's not just about being funny; you have to come off as knowledgeable. You have to cultivate a persona of trust and intelligence and likeability.
Anthony JeselnikI was always fascinated by forbidden things people didn't want to talk about, like death.
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