About a year after I moved to Los Angeles, I decided I wanted to be a joke writer for a late night talk show. So I met with a late night joke writer and he told me that I should start by doing stand-up comedy, because that would really hone my sense of humor and joke writing ability. Eventually I took a stand-up class and a few months later I had a seven-minute act.
Anthony JeselnikYesterday I accidentally hit a little kid with my car. It wasn't serious — nobody saw me.
Anthony JeselnikI could see myself adopting a kid someday. But, obviously, I'd prefer it to be aborted.
Anthony Jeselnik