Donald, I'm not sure if you're even aware of this, but the only difference between you and Michael Douglas from the movie, Wall Street, is that no one's going to be sad when you get cancer.
Anthony JeselnikMike Tyson, what can I say about you that hasnโt already been the title of a Richard Pryor album?
Anthony JeselnikEllen Barkin, your upcoming TV show โThe New Normalโ premiers on September 11th. September 11th, that sounds about right. Every clip Iโve seen feels like Iโm watching a third tower collapse.
Anthony JeselnikEvery year I volunteer at a hospital on Thanksgiving, deep-frying turkeys in the children's burn unit. I do it just to see the looks on their little "faces."
Anthony Jeselnik