Father's Day makes me wish I could talk to my Dad just one more time, instead of all the time.

I grew up in a poor family. I had to cut everyone's hair, because we didn't have money for entertainment.

God, that Anthony Jeselnik Show sounds really funny.

My sister is going to have a simple wedding. Just immediate family. And whoever the hell would want to marry her.

I was always fascinated by forbidden things people didn't want to talk about, like death.

My ultimate goal is to do whatever I want, whenever I want to do it. And that keeps changing. I didn't want to host my own show until I wrote for someone else's.

I'm interested in doing some acting in the future, but it's a distant second to stand up.