Father's Day makes me wish I could talk to my Dad just one more time, instead of all the time.

I think brilliant stuff comes out of working with limitations. One liners are very limiting, but that's what drew me to them in the first place.

My sister just had a baby, a little newborn. The kid is adorable, so cute. She wouldn't let me hold him, she refuses. She says, 'No way, Anthony, I'm afraid you're gonna drop him.' I'm 32 years old. Like I'm some kind of idiot. Like I don't have a million other ways to hurt that baby.

Perhaps I'm being too optimistic, but I think this country is finally ready for a black serial killer.

Sure, my uncle killed himself playing Russian Roulette. But I choose to remember him as a great Russian Roulette player.

I do dark [humor]. I like people who are silly and weird and people who are surprising and good at what they do.

I'm interested in doing some acting in the future, but it's a distant second to stand up.