Father's Day makes me wish I could talk to my Dad just one more time, instead of all the time.

My dad was amazing. He raised five boys. All by himself. Without the rest of us knowing.

My favorite part of going to a wedding is ruining the wedding.

I spent all night feeding the homeless to dogs.

Perhaps I'm being too optimistic, but I think this country is finally ready for a black serial killer.

I've always been fascinated by dark subjects, especially people's reactions to them. Why are people so uncomfortable talking about death if everyone dies?

I try to write three jokes every morning, although I don't know what they are. I write them as fast as I can, then I put them away for a month. So I couldn't even tell you what they are, or if they're good. I just assume they weren't.