I don't think people shouldn't try to be edgy, but you have to take what the audience says to you in consideration.

I think my friend Jeff is gay. I don't know - I'm so bad with names.

Whenever I meet a pretty girl, the first thing I look for is intelligence; because if she doesn't have that, then she’s mine.

I can stand by a tweet. But Comedy Central said they couldn't publicly support me, unless I deleted it. I wasn't about to tell the people who work for me that they didn't have jobs anymore because I wasn't going to delete a stupid tweet.

I'm fascinated by offensive subject matter. Always have been. It is very natural to me, as any teach I've ever had growing up could attest.

My girlfriend asked me if I only love her for her body. I said no, baby. Just parts of it.

I don't think Metallica sits around all day wondering why country music fans don't embrace them.