I don't think people shouldn't try to be edgy, but you have to take what the audience says to you in consideration.

I try to write three jokes every morning, although I don't know what they are. I write them as fast as I can, then I put them away for a month. So I couldn't even tell you what they are, or if they're good. I just assume they weren't.

Father's Day makes me wish I could talk to my Dad just one more time, instead of all the time.

I come up with my jokes by thinking of a topic.

I never go see live comedy shows because I just sit in the audience thinking, "Here's what I would say. Here's what I would do if I got up there." It drives me crazy.

Perhaps I'm being too optimistic, but I think this country is finally ready for a black serial killer.

I killed a squirrel once with a car. Twice with a tennis racket.