Do whatever you want to do, whenever you want to do it

I don't want to wake up with cops surrounding my bed tonight.

Father's Day makes me wish I could talk to my Dad just one more time, instead of all the time.

You can't expect everyone to laugh or applaud you for doing edgy things. Sometimes you'll miss. But I think comedians are artists and there's a value in failure. It kind of works both ways between comedians and audiences. The audience has to understand that comedians are going to sometimes tell a joke that doesn't work out with dark subjects, and the comedian has to understand that sometimes they 'll fail and it's not the audience's fault for not getting it or loving it.

I got into comedy because I wanted to get into writing.

I wish my family had taken more pictures when I was growing up. Instead of always having to draw everything.

When I finished high school, I wanted to take all my graduation money and buy myself a motorcycle. But my mom said no. See, she had a brother who died in a horrible motorcycle accident when he was 18. And I could just have his motorcycle.