The true meaning of Christmas is actually centuries of gullibility.
I would never hit a woman - even if she had a knife or a stutter.
I'm fascinated by offensive subject matter. Always have been. It is very natural to me, as any teach I've ever had growing up could attest.
I can drink like a fish, or at least, someone born with fetal alcohol syndrome.
I have a twelve year old sex doll. Brand new.
Yesterday I accidentally hit a little kid with my car. It wasn't serious — nobody saw me.