Every Sunday my dad calls to ask if I went to church. And every Sunday I lie and say: Sorry. Wrong Number.

I’m not a religious person; I would call myself an atheist. I don’t have a good story behind it, I’m just reasonable.

I love anyone who surprises me and makes me laugh.

I don't think people shouldn't try to be edgy, but you have to take what the audience says to you in consideration.

I try to write three jokes every morning, although I don't know what they are. I write them as fast as I can, then I put them away for a month. So I couldn't even tell you what they are, or if they're good. I just assume they weren't.

When I die, I want to be cremated with everybody.

I wish my family had taken more pictures when I was growing up. Instead of always having to draw everything.