I actually never acted on "Deadwood." I have meetings all the time where people look at my IMDb page and see that I played the part of "Accounting Clerk" on Deadwood. Actually, I was the accounting clerk for production of "Deadwood."

I got an email from my ex, telling me that she has AIDS. I didn't know how to comfort her, so I just wrote back I know.

I could see myself adopting a kid someday. But, obviously, I'd prefer it to be aborted.

My girlfriend is despicable. I just found out she flirted with my brother, during my mom's funeral, while I was asleep.

God, that Anthony Jeselnik Show sounds really funny.

I'm very arrogant and mean. I'm almost like a bad guy professional wrestler.

I guess I prefer the laughs. I couldn't do a whole set of just shocks, but I like throwing a fastball inside every now and then to keep people on their toes.