I grew up in a poor family. I had to cut everyone's hair, because we didn't have money for entertainment.

I guess I prefer the laughs. I couldn't do a whole set of just shocks, but I like throwing a fastball inside every now and then to keep people on their toes.

My girlfriend makes me want to be a better person... so I can get a better girlfriend.

Todd Glass has amazing energy on stage. Dave Attell is one of my favorites because he's a one liner comic who is always incredibly in the moment with the audience. As for newer people, I think Adrienne Iapalucci writes some great, dark jokes and Sean Patton has a hilarious voice on stage.

I come up with my jokes by thinking of a topic.

My favorite sport is football. I'm a die hard Steelers fan. Favorite players were Hines Ward and Greg Lloyd.

Sure, my uncle killed himself playing Russian Roulette. But I choose to remember him as a great Russian Roulette player.