My girlfriend makes me want to be a better person... so I can get a better girlfriend.

It's impossible for me to hear the words quadruple murder suicide without thinking of my grandparents.

My favorite sport is football. I'm a die hard Steelers fan. Favorite players were Hines Ward and Greg Lloyd.

What do I care if someone doesn't like me. If I like someone other people hate, it makes me feel special. I think my fans feel that way.

It's always difficult when someone close to you passes away. But it's really tough when they're on top of you.

There is nothing that's off limits. If people think something is off limits, I make it my business to go make a joke about it; that's my job.

I could see myself adopting a kid someday. But, obviously, I'd prefer it to be aborted.