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Anthony JeselnikI was a terrible employee. I've been fired from almost every job I've ever had, luckily, in a good way, or else I'd be stuck. I would always joke around with everybody, and no one enjoyed my humor.
Anthony JeselnikThe first time I had sex, I didn't know what I was doing. It was a relief when the whole thing was over after just 45 minutes.
Anthony JeselnikIn comedy, I hate that cop-out where you say, "Just kidding." I know you're just kidding. Don't insult my intelligence by spelling it out for me that much.
Anthony Jeselnik