I guess I prefer the laughs. I couldn't do a whole set of just shocks, but I like throwing a fastball inside every now and then to keep people on their toes.

I enjoyed writing for someone elses voice, but I wasnt very good at it.

I like to read, but otherwise I'm just your average, self-obsessed comedian. It's pretty much all I think about.

God, that Anthony Jeselnik Show sounds really funny.

I wish my family had taken more pictures when I was growing up. Instead of always having to draw everything.

I try to retire jokes as soon as I can once I put them on an album. But I can't think of anything I just stopped doing for no reason.

I can drink like a fish, or at least, someone born with fetal alcohol syndrome.