Sure, my uncle killed himself playing Russian Roulette. But I choose to remember him as a great Russian Roulette player.

Hitler really wasn't so bad. In the black way.

Perhaps I'm being too optimistic, but I think this country is finally ready for a black serial killer.

I wish my family had taken more pictures when I was growing up. Instead of always having to draw everything.

I have a rare form of body dysmorphia in which I absolutely can't stand how good I look.

The world is full of horrible things that will eventually get you and everything you care about. Laughter is a universal way to lift your head up and say: 'Not today, you bastards.'

My first time on stage was the class "graduation" at the Comedy Store. It was awesome. Everything got huge laughs and I just thought I knew how to do comedy.