I was raised Catholic. I rejected it later on. I'm an outspoken atheist now. People say, 'Oh, it's a negative thing to be an atheist.' I don't agree. I think it's more optimistic to think that there is no God, no afterlife.

I have that need in me, I want everyone to love me, but I'm embarrassed by that need, so I wanted to cover it up in my persona. I felt like I wouldn't be able to do stand-up for a career if I was needy. I didn't want to be complaining or whining onstage. I wanted to be cool and do exactly what I wanted to do. That way I would never have to change for anybody.

Do whatever you want to do, whenever you want to do it

I would love to DJ the royal wedding. Just so I could play Candle in the Wind non-stop.

Disgusting. I just found my grandpa's Viagra. I swear, I almost puked from eating so many.

I've spent the past two years looking for my ex-girlfriend’s killer… but no one will do it.

I've always been fascinated by dark subjects, especially people's reactions to them. Why are people so uncomfortable talking about death if everyone dies?