I was raised Catholic. I rejected it later on. I'm an outspoken atheist now. People say, 'Oh, it's a negative thing to be an atheist.' I don't agree. I think it's more optimistic to think that there is no God, no afterlife.

I think my friend Jeff is gay. I don't know - I'm so bad with names.

Amy [Schumer] and I each have our cross to bear when it comes to tattoos. Amy and I are funny when we fight. It just keeps escalating until one of us starts laughing. Then it's over. I'm happy that we're friends.

I've always been fascinated by dark subjects, especially people's reactions to them. Why are people so uncomfortable talking about death if everyone dies?

The true meaning of Christmas is actually centuries of gullibility.

That's the worst way you can hear about comedy material: from a third person's blog story that they wrote when they were upset.

It's always difficult when someone close to you passes away. But it's really tough when they're on top of you.