I never knew if I would get my own show, but I knew I loved stand-up.

I got into comedy because I wanted to get into writing.

About a month ago some kids in my neighborhood were playing hide-and-go-seek and one of them ended up in an abandoned refrigerator. It's all anybody talked about for weeks. I said, 'Who cares? How many kids you know get to die a winner?

That's the worst way you can hear about comedy material: from a third person's blog story that they wrote when they were upset.

When I finished high school, I wanted to take all my graduation money and buy myself a motorcycle. But my mom said no. See, she had a brother who died in a horrible motorcycle accident when he was 18. And I could just have his motorcycle.

I come up with my jokes by thinking of a topic.

I try to retire jokes as soon as I can once I put them on an album. But I can't think of anything I just stopped doing for no reason.