I would love to DJ the royal wedding. Just so I could play Candle in the Wind non-stop.

Stereotypes wouldn't be so bad if black people were nicer, in general.

The world is full of horrible things that will eventually get you and everything you care about. Laughter is a universal way to lift your head up and say: 'Not today, you bastards.'

The first time I had sex, I didn't know what I was doing. It was a relief when the whole thing was over after just 45 minutes.

I'm actually a really nice guy, once you get to blow me.

Whenever I meet a pretty girl, the first thing I look for is intelligence; because if she doesn't have that, then she’s mine.

I have a rare form of body dysmorphia in which I absolutely can't stand how good I look.