My girlfriend is despicable. I just found out she flirted with my brother, during my mom's funeral, while I was asleep.
Anthony JeselnikPerhaps I'm being too optimistic, but I think this country is finally ready for a black serial killer.
Anthony JeselnikWith comics, you always talk about a big break, but there are a lot of big breaks in your life and not one of them makes a big difference.
Anthony JeselnikI don't get back as much as I'd like to, so I don't have a lot of close ties [Pittsburgh], but I'll bleed black and gold until I die.
Anthony JeselnikI love Pittsburgh. Most of my family still lives there and I try to get back a couple of times a year.
Anthony JeselnikYou can't expect everyone to laugh or applaud you for doing edgy things. Sometimes you'll miss. But I think comedians are artists and there's a value in failure. It kind of works both ways between comedians and audiences. The audience has to understand that comedians are going to sometimes tell a joke that doesn't work out with dark subjects, and the comedian has to understand that sometimes they 'll fail and it's not the audience's fault for not getting it or loving it.
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