Disgusting. I just found my grandpa's Viagra. I swear, I almost puked from eating so many.

My girlfriend has the greatest story as to why she isn't religious anymore. When she was a kid, like 12 years old, her parents nailed a 25 pound crucifix to the wall right above her bed. About two weeks later, in the middle of the night, the crucifix falls off the wall and leaves a two inch gash in the back of her dad's head.

Jeff Ross has been roasting people since Whitney Cummings was nothing but a glint in the eye of the man who raped her mother.

Im not the voice of reason; Im more the guy using these offensive topics as fodder to raise tension in a joke.

I can drink like a fish, or at least, someone born with fetal alcohol syndrome.

Racist dermatologists think all black people have really bad skin.

I'm fascinated by offensive subject matter. Always have been. It is very natural to me, as any teach I've ever had growing up could attest.