Disgusting. I just found my grandpa's Viagra. I swear, I almost puked from eating so many.

I think my friend Jeff is gay. I don't know - I'm so bad with names.

I got an email from my ex, telling me that she has AIDS. I didn't know how to comfort her, so I just wrote back I know.

I know her in the biblical senseand when I say that, I mean I don't believe a word she says.

I had a happy childhood in a nice suburban area, pretty idyllic, upper middle class and very, very white. My dad is an attorney. My mother is a housewife. They had five kids in seven years: me, my brother, and three sisters. I'm the oldest. We were all very active. My mother was exhausted.

I wish my family had taken more pictures when I was growing up. Instead of always having to draw everything.

I was a weird kid because I liked to be alone, but I craved attention. It was important for me to be cool, but I couldn't keep my mouth shut. So I was either talking for the sake of talking, or I was curled up with a book somewhere hiding from everyone.