What do I care if someone doesn't like me. If I like someone other people hate, it makes me feel special. I think my fans feel that way.

I'm interested in doing some acting in the future, but it's a distant second to stand up.

An offended audience member repeating a comedian's act from memory is worse than, literally, anything.

I've always been fascinated by dark subjects, especially people's reactions to them. Why are people so uncomfortable talking about death if everyone dies?

I was always cutting words. I even would write my jokes in my notebook. I still do this, almost like a poem.

I like to play pranks on my girlfriend, you know, keep things fresh for me, make me laugh, you know? She hates it. But like, the other night, I put Saran wrap over the toilet seat, you know, which doesn't sound that original, but she's bulimic.

I love Pittsburgh. Most of my family still lives there and I try to get back a couple of times a year.