I'm trying to teach my girlfriend how to surf. But I just end up yelling at her the whole time. Because I don't know how to surf.

I guess I prefer the laughs. I couldn't do a whole set of just shocks, but I like throwing a fastball inside every now and then to keep people on their toes.

I feel worthless. My girlfriend was attacked on the subway yesterday. And I can't even enjoy it.

My great grandmother threw herself in front of a bus. The police tried to say she was committed suicide but the family knew she was just trying to stop civil rights.

Doctor just told me I can't have kids. I asked for a second opinion. He said, Why? No one's gonna to let you take kids from this hospital.

I have a rare form of body dysmorphia in which I absolutely can't stand how good I look.

My dad was amazing. He raised five boys. All by himself. Without the rest of us knowing.