When I was little, I would burn ants with a magnifying glass. But now that I'm older, I'm more of a cat guy.

On the show, you have to be more charismatic, a little smoother, but I think I can still be that prince of darkness. You just have to learn the tricks of the TV trade as well.

Yesterday I accidentally hit a little kid with my car. It wasn't serious — nobody saw me.

The first time I had sex, I didn't know what I was doing. It was a relief when the whole thing was over after just 45 minutes.

I'm interested in doing some acting in the future, but it's a distant second to stand up.

I spent all night feeding the homeless to dogs.

When I was seven, I broke my leg playing soccer. Just to feel something.