I'm very arrogant and mean. I'm almost like a bad guy professional wrestler.

I grew up in a poor family. I had to cut everyone's hair, because we didn't have money for entertainment.

I don't think people shouldn't try to be edgy, but you have to take what the audience says to you in consideration.

Every year I volunteer at a hospital on Thanksgiving, deep-frying turkeys in the children's burn unit. I do it just to see the looks on their little "faces."

I guess I prefer the laughs. I couldn't do a whole set of just shocks, but I like throwing a fastball inside every now and then to keep people on their toes.

I spent all night feeding the homeless to dogs.

My girlfriend is despicable. I just found out she flirted with my brother, during my mom's funeral, while I was asleep.