I'm very arrogant and mean. I'm almost like a bad guy professional wrestler.

My sister is going to have a simple wedding. Just immediate family. And whoever the hell would want to marry her.

Katey Sagal, you are an incredible actress. You worked on ‘Married with Children,’ the show that changed comedy, ‘Sons of Anarchy,’ the show that took comedy to a whole new level and ‘8 Simple Rules,’ the show that killed John Ritter.

I was raised Catholic. I rejected it later on. I'm an outspoken atheist now. People say, 'Oh, it's a negative thing to be an atheist.' I don't agree. I think it's more optimistic to think that there is no God, no afterlife.

My girlfriend was just killed in a car accident. Devastating. I can't believe I'm only going to have sex with her one more time.

My girlfriend is despicable. I just found out she flirted with my brother, during my mom's funeral, while I was asleep.

When I die, I want to be cremated with everybody.