Every comic went through their Mitch Hedberg phase - the glasses, the hair in the face - and you knew immediately when they were doing it.
Anthony JeselnikPeople say it's easy to make fun of retarded people, but it's not. You really have to explain it to them.
Anthony JeselnikDoctor just told me I can't have kids. I asked for a second opinion. He said, Why? No one's gonna to let you take kids from this hospital.
Anthony Jeselnik