Childhood obesity affects all pedophiles.

On the show, you have to be more charismatic, a little smoother, but I think I can still be that prince of darkness. You just have to learn the tricks of the TV trade as well.

I think my friend Jeff is gay. I don't know - I'm so bad with names.

I was always cutting words. I even would write my jokes in my notebook. I still do this, almost like a poem.

I never go see live comedy shows because I just sit in the audience thinking, "Here's what I would say. Here's what I would do if I got up there." It drives me crazy.

Childhood obesity affects all pedophiles.

Stereotypes wouldn't be so bad if black people were nicer, in general.