Doctor just told me I can't have kids. I asked for a second opinion. He said, Why? No one's gonna to let you take kids from this hospital.
Anthony JeselnikKatey Sagal, you are an incredible actress. You worked on โMarried with Children,โ the show that changed comedy, โSons of Anarchy,โ the show that took comedy to a whole new level and โ8 Simple Rules,โ the show that killed John Ritter.
Anthony JeselnikI was always cutting words. I even would write my jokes in my notebook. I still do this, almost like a poem.
Anthony JeselnikI like the idea of being the funny guy in the dramatic thing, playing a hit man with a weird sense of humor.
Anthony JeselnikFather's Day makes me wish I could talk to my Dad just one more time, instead of all the time.
Anthony JeselnikAbout a year after I moved to Los Angeles, I decided I wanted to be a joke writer for a late night talk show. So I met with a late night joke writer and he told me that I should start by doing stand-up comedy, because that would really hone my sense of humor and joke writing ability. Eventually I took a stand-up class and a few months later I had a seven-minute act.
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