With comics, you always talk about a big break, but there are a lot of big breaks in your life and not one of them makes a big difference.

I like the idea of being the funny guy in the dramatic thing, playing a hit man with a weird sense of humor.

I tell very mean jokes.

I don't think people shouldn't try to be edgy, but you have to take what the audience says to you in consideration.

I want to get a tattoo of the word irony, only misspelled.

With comics, you always talk about a big break, but there are a lot of big breaks in your life and not one of them makes a big difference.

The world is full of horrible things that will eventually get you and everything you care about. Laughter is a universal way to lift your head up and say: 'Not today, you bastards.'