I was always fascinated by forbidden things people didn't want to talk about, like death.

My favorite sport is football. I'm a die hard Steelers fan. Favorite players were Hines Ward and Greg Lloyd.

My dad was amazing. He raised five boys. All by himself. Without the rest of us knowing.

Amy [Schumer] and I each have our cross to bear when it comes to tattoos. Amy and I are funny when we fight. It just keeps escalating until one of us starts laughing. Then it's over. I'm happy that we're friends.

I try to write three jokes every morning, although I don't know what they are. I write them as fast as I can, then I put them away for a month. So I couldn't even tell you what they are, or if they're good. I just assume they weren't.

I'm inspired by making people laugh at subjects that should make them cry.

I'm actually a really nice guy, once you get to blow me.