I was always fascinated by forbidden things people didn't want to talk about, like death.

The one thing I've found you really can't joke about - and people think it's death or something - is money. No one thinks it's funny, whether you have it or you don't. Money is just something no one seems to like joking about.

I will never understand how a mother can kill her own baby and not get away with it.

Hitler really wasn't so bad. In the black way.

I had to break up with my last girlfriend for lying about being raped by her neighbor. But I've met her neighbor, he's a cool guy. Not like her other creepy ass neighbor though.

I'm inspired by making people laugh at subjects that should make them cry.

The opposite of sad is down's syndrome.