I will never understand how a mother can kill her own baby and not get away with it.

Everyone has the same kind of fears; everyone has the same big problems in the world, which is, like, fear of death and I hope horrible things dont happen to my family, but they do. And I think people laugh at them as this great release.

I'll be very busy, which is all I need.

Do whatever you want to do, whenever you want to do it

My great grandmother threw herself in front of a bus. The police tried to say she was committed suicide but the family knew she was just trying to stop civil rights.

I know her in the biblical senseand when I say that, I mean I don't believe a word she says.

God, that Anthony Jeselnik Show sounds really funny.