I will never understand how a mother can kill her own baby and not get away with it.

I've spent the past two years looking for my ex-girlfriend’s killer… but no one will do it.

My dad's been having a hard time lately. Keeps on losing his keys. Can't hang on to a set of keys to save his life. And he has tried everything too: little hook next to the door, little bowl next to his bed, keychain makes a noise when you whistle. Nothing worked. So finally, this year for his birthday, the whole family chipped in - and we put him in a home.

My girlfriend was just killed in a car accident. Devastating. I can't believe I'm only going to have sex with her one more time.

The world is full of horrible things.

Of all the ways people save time, I think racism is the worst.

What do they call that hat Jewish guys always wear? A Yankees cap.