I can drink like a fish, or at least, someone born with fetal alcohol syndrome.

I didn't care about the backlash. I think the reason it was so severe was because they didn't know anything about me in New Zealand. If I had made jokes about a shark attack in the US, no one would have cared.

I got into comedy because I wanted to get into writing.

Everyone gets laid off and everyone in Hollywood gets unemployment for six months while they're looking for a new job. So I would just do stand-up for six months and think I was really making it, and when my unemployment ran out, I had to get another job immediately.

2010 has been awesome. I got to write on the David Hasselhoff Roast this summer, and that's always been a dream.

Perhaps I'm being too optimistic, but I think this country is finally ready for a black serial killer.

My girlfriend asked me if I only love her for her body. I said no, baby. Just parts of it.