God, that Anthony Jeselnik Show sounds really funny.

Mike Tyson, what can I say about you that hasn’t already been the title of a Richard Pryor album?

Perhaps I'm being too optimistic, but I think this country is finally ready for a black serial killer.

I tell very mean jokes.

My girlfriend was just killed in a car accident. Devastating. I can't believe I'm only going to have sex with her one more time.

It's impossible for me to hear the words quadruple murder suicide without thinking of my grandparents.

I'm a comedian and there are a lot of things I'm still learning. I love one liners because I love smart jokes. I also don't like complaining about society or whining about my life on stage.