Do whatever you want to do, whenever you want to do it
I let a friend set me up on a blind date. It was a disaster. She ended up being a burn victim. By the end of the night.
I got an email from my ex, telling me that she has AIDS. I didn't know how to comfort her, so I just wrote back I know.
I don't ever want to have kids of my own. But I do want a lot of kids.
The opposite of sad is down's syndrome.
When I die, I want to be cremated with everybody.