I do dark [humor]. I like people who are silly and weird and people who are surprising and good at what they do.

I spent all night feeding the homeless to dogs.

Im not the voice of reason; Im more the guy using these offensive topics as fodder to raise tension in a joke.

I have a twelve year old sex doll. Brand new.

It's impossible for me to hear the words quadruple murder suicide without thinking of my grandparents.

Sure, retarded jokes write themselves. But the spelling is always way off.

My girlfriend makes me want to be a better person... so I can get a better girlfriend.