I'm a realist all the way. I'm too cynical to be an optimist. But I've lived too much of a charmed life so far to ever be a pessimist.

Do whatever you want to do, whenever you want to do it

I wish my family had taken more pictures when I was growing up. Instead of always having to draw everything.

I tell very mean jokes.

I know her in the biblical senseand when I say that, I mean I don't believe a word she says.

My sister just had a baby, a little newborn. The kid is adorable, so cute. She wouldn't let me hold him, she refuses. She says, 'No way, Anthony, I'm afraid you're gonna drop him.' I'm 32 years old. Like I'm some kind of idiot. Like I don't have a million other ways to hurt that baby.

The first time I had sex, I didn't know what I was doing. It was a relief when the whole thing was over after just 45 minutes.