I could see myself adopting a kid someday. But, obviously, I'd prefer it to be aborted.
Anthony JeselnikWhat do I care if someone doesn't like me. If I like someone other people hate, it makes me feel special. I think my fans feel that way.
Anthony JeselnikWayne Brady, I donโt understand why people keep joking that youโre not black. Wayne Brady, you are BLACK. After all, I only remember you for all the years you played an uppity slave on โWhoโs Line is it Anyway?โ.
Anthony Jeselnik