The driving force behind doing everything that I've been doing as a stand-up is having problems with authority and not liking to be told what to do.

I don't think Metallica sits around all day wondering why country music fans don't embrace them.

Im not the voice of reason; Im more the guy using these offensive topics as fodder to raise tension in a joke.

I would never hit a woman - even if she had a knife or a stutter.

I think the reason I became funny was because if I made people laugh, they would let me keep talking.

It seemed fun to play a villain on stage and I wanted my jokes to be so good that I could just calmly tell them on stage.

I don't want to wake up with cops surrounding my bed tonight.