I wish you a tolerable Thursday. That's all any of us can hope for.

I have found that many other countries will buy off on anything American. As much as they hate us, they want to be us more than anything.

I had a migraine for about seven or eight straight days, and I was unable to sleep most nights.

I had glow in the dark bands made up and I've given away a ton of them.

Orphans, dead parents, lonely children at Christmas, morose spoken word recordings, everything you love about the holidays. Move the turkey over so you can fit your head in the oven.

I wish you a tolerable Thursday. That's all any of us can hope for.

I never have anything to talk about.