I had glow in the dark bands made up and I've given away a ton of them.
I always like to get local music when I'm in another country.
I had a migraine for about seven or eight straight days, and I was unable to sleep most nights.
I know you aren't supposed to speak ill of the dead.
I'd like to run for office someday, but I'm afraid my ability to spell might give me an unfair advantage.
Orphans, dead parents, lonely children at Christmas, morose spoken word recordings, everything you love about the holidays. Move the turkey over so you can fit your head in the oven.