I have no idea where I'm going but here's the real question: What am I doing here in the first place?

I don't know whether it's normal or not, but sex has always been something that I take seriously. I would put it higher than tennis on my list of constructive things to do.

Sharing our depressions felt like having survived a war. The experience bonds you to the other person for life.

I like champagne because it always tastes as though my foot's asleep.

People are broad-minded. They'll accept the fact that a person can be an alcoholic, a dope fiend, a wife beater and even a newspaperman, but if a man does not drive, there is something wrong with him.

A bad liver is to a Frenchman what a nervous breakdown is to an American. Everyone has had one and everyone wants to talk about it.

I learned quickly that when I made others laugh, they liked me.