I have no idea where I'm going but here's the real question: What am I doing here in the first place?

Any company executive who overcharges the government more than $5 million will be fined $50 or have to go to traffic school three nights a week

We seem to be going through a period of nostalgia, and everyone seems to think yesterday was better than today. I don't think it was, and I would advise you not to wait ten years before admitting today was great. If you're hung up on nostalgia, pretend today is yesterday and just go out and have one hell of a time.

Have you ever seen a candidate talking to a rich person on television?

War for most men is not fighting or marching in parades. It is sitting around somewhere wondering what the hell you are supposed to be doing.

The things that matter most are not things.

No one ever mentioned it, but thousands of men welcomed World War II as a way to escape their humdrum lives rather than a chance to fight for God and country.