If you attack the establishment long enough and hard enough, they will make you a member of it.

Television has a real problem. They have no page two.

No one ever mentioned it, but thousands of men welcomed World War II as a way to escape their humdrum lives rather than a chance to fight for God and country.

I just don't want to die the same day Castro dies

I have no idea where I'm going but here's the real question: What am I doing here in the first place?

While my friends were discussing Pearl Harbor as the country's problem, I took it personally. It dawned on me that the Japanese attack could be my ticket out of high school.

Every time you think television has hit its lowest ebb, a new program comes along to make you wonder where you thought the ebb was.