Every time you think television has hit its lowest ebb, a new program comes along to make you wonder where you thought the ebb was.
Art BuchwaldIf you attack the establishment long enough and hard enough, they will make you a member of it.
Art BuchwaldI don't mind 800 million Chinese drinking a bottle [of Coca-Cola] a day, but I don't want them to bring back the empties.
Art Buchwald