A bad liver is to a Frenchman what a nervous breakdown is to an American. Everyone has had one and everyone wants to talk about it.
The best things in life aren't things.
Have you ever seen a candidate talking to a rich person on television?
On the whole I woke up in the morning and was happy to be alive.
This is a wonderful way to celebrate an 80th birthday... I wanted to be 65 again, but they wouldn't let me - Homeland Security.
Television has a real problem. They have no page two.