Have you ever seen a candidate talking to a rich person on television?

This is a wonderful way to celebrate an 80th birthday... I wanted to be 65 again, but they wouldn't let me - Homeland Security.

I always wanted to get into politics, but I was never light enough to make the team.

There isn't a child who hasn't gone out into the brave new world who eventually doesn't return to the old homestead carrying a bundle of dirty clothes.

The powder is mixed with water and tastes exactly like powder mixed with water.

Any company executive who overcharges the government more than $5 million will be fined $50 or have to go to traffic school three nights a week

I can now say without hesitation the Marine Corps was the best foster home I ever had.