Have you ever seen a candidate talking to a rich person on television?

I look at life as being cruise director on the Titanic. I may not get there, but I'm going first class.

A bad liver is to a Frenchman what a nervous breakdown is to an American. Everyone has had one and everyone wants to talk about it.

The reason I don't play golf is because I was a caddie when I was 13. Women never gave up a golf ball that was lost somewhere in the trees and thicket and down through the poison ivy. It was during one of these searches that I vowed to the Lord above that if I ever earned enough money I would never set foot on a course again.

New York was the glamorous town that you only see now in old movies and on Broadway stages. The sky was lit up with dancing neon signs. It was safe to walk out in the streets.

Ascot is so exclusive that it is the only racecourse in the world where the horses own the people.

You can't make up anything anymore. The world itself is a satire. All you're doing is recording it.