I didn't go on dialysis because I was 81 years old and I'd done everything I wanted, or so I thought.
Art BuchwaldA bad liver is to a Frenchman what a nervous breakdown is to an American. Everyone has had one and everyone wants to talk about it.
Art BuchwaldTelevision has a real problem. They have no page two. Consequently every big story gets the same play and comes across to the viewer as a really big, scary one.
Art Buchwald