Don't commit suicide, because you might change your mind two weeks later.

If President Nixon's secretary, Rosemary Woods, had been Moses' secretary, there would only be eight commandments.

While my friends were discussing Pearl Harbor as the country's problem, I took it personally. It dawned on me that the Japanese attack could be my ticket out of high school.

War for most men is not fighting or marching in parades. It is sitting around somewhere wondering what the hell you are supposed to be doing.

I can now say without hesitation the Marine Corps was the best foster home I ever had.

As the economy gets better, everything else gets worse.

There isn't a child who hasn't gone out into the brave new world who eventually doesn't return to the old homestead carrying a bundle of dirty clothes.