I can now say without hesitation the Marine Corps was the best foster home I ever had.

Americans are just beginning to regard food the way the French always have. Dinner is not what you do in the evening before something else. Dinner is the evening.

No one ever mentioned it, but thousands of men welcomed World War II as a way to escape their humdrum lives rather than a chance to fight for God and country.

You can't make up anything anymore. The world itself is a satire. All you're doing is recording it.

Television has a real problem. They have no page two.

Any company executive who overcharges the government more than $5 million will be fined $50 or have to go to traffic school three nights a week

On the whole I woke up in the morning and was happy to be alive.