Ascot is so exclusive that it is the only racecourse in the world where the horses own the people.
Art BuchwaldI have no idea where I'm going but here's the real question: What am I doing here in the first place?
Art BuchwaldNo one ever mentioned it, but thousands of men welcomed World War II as a way to escape their humdrum lives rather than a chance to fight for God and country.
Art Buchwald