The best things in life aren't things.

There isn't a child who hasn't gone out into the brave new world who eventually doesn't return to the old homestead carrying a bundle of dirty clothes.

If you attack the establishment long enough and hard enough, they will make you a member of it.

I didn't go on dialysis because I was 81 years old and I'd done everything I wanted, or so I thought.

No one ever mentioned it, but thousands of men welcomed World War II as a way to escape their humdrum lives rather than a chance to fight for God and country.

I worship the quicksand he [Richard Nixon] walks in.

Television has a real problem. They have no page two. Consequently every big story gets the same play and comes across to the viewer as a really big, scary one.