The best things in life aren't things.

Every time you think television has hit its lowest ebb, a new program comes along to make you wonder where you thought the ebb was.

I didn't go on dialysis because I was 81 years old and I'd done everything I wanted, or so I thought.

I became a hero to everyone because I didn't take dialysis and was still alive.

Don't commit suicide, because you might change your mind two weeks later.

A bad liver is to a Frenchman what a nervous breakdown is to an American. Everyone has had one and everyone wants to talk about it.

I don't know whether it's normal or not, but sex has always been something that I take seriously. I would put it higher than tennis on my list of constructive things to do.