You can't make up anything anymore. The world itself is a satire. All you're doing is recording it.
Art BuchwaldEvery time you think television has hit its lowest ebb, a new program comes along to make you wonder where you thought the ebb was.
Art BuchwaldAny company executive who overcharges the government more than $5 million will be fined $50 or have to go to traffic school three nights a week
Art BuchwaldSharing our depressions felt like having survived a war. The experience bonds you to the other person for life.
Art Buchwald