If President Nixon's secretary, Rosemary Woods, had been Moses' secretary, there would only be eight commandments.

I contemplated suicide. My main concern was that I would not make the New York Times obituary page.

I learned quickly that when I made others laugh, they liked me.

The powder is mixed with water and tastes exactly like powder mixed with water.

People are broad-minded. They'll accept the fact that a person can be an alcoholic, a dope fiend, a wife beater and even a newspaperman, but if a man does not drive, there is something wrong with him.

I didn't go on dialysis because I was 81 years old and I'd done everything I wanted, or so I thought.

I don't know whether it's normal or not, but sex has always been something that I take seriously. I would put it higher than tennis on my list of constructive things to do.