I don't mind 800 million Chinese drinking a bottle [of Coca-Cola] a day, but I don't want them to bring back the empties.

The best way to clean up a son's room is to close the door and pretend it's not part of the house.

I always wanted to get into politics, but I was never light enough to make the team.

Ascot is so exclusive that it is the only racecourse in the world where the horses own the people.

I didn't go on dialysis because I was 81 years old and I'd done everything I wanted, or so I thought.

I learned quickly that when I made others laugh, they liked me.

Whether it's the best of times or the worst of times, it's the only time we've got.