I don't mind 800 million Chinese drinking a bottle [of Coca-Cola] a day, but I don't want them to bring back the empties.

The best way to clean up a son's room is to close the door and pretend it's not part of the house.

Television has a real problem. They have no page two.

New York was the glamorous town that you only see now in old movies and on Broadway stages. The sky was lit up with dancing neon signs. It was safe to walk out in the streets.

I look at life as being cruise director on the Titanic. I may not get there, but I'm going first class.

The powder is mixed with water and tastes exactly like powder mixed with water.

Ascot is so exclusive that it is the only racecourse in the world where the horses own the people.