I always wanted to get into politics, but I was never light enough to make the team.
People ask what I am really trying to do with humor. The answer is, "I'm getting even
The powder is mixed with water and tastes exactly like powder mixed with water.
This is a wonderful way to celebrate an 80th birthday... I wanted to be 65 again, but they wouldn't let me - Homeland Security.
If President Nixon's secretary, Rosemary Woods, had been Moses' secretary, there would only be eight commandments.
I earned my stripes as a Marine, and the Corps gets full credit for straightening me out. At 17, I was young, I was unhappy and most of all, I was undisciplined. The Marine Corps was the right service in the right place at the right time.