I always wanted to get into politics, but I was never light enough to make the team.
The best things in life aren't things.
I'm working when I'm fighting with my wife. I constantly ask myself-how can I use this stuff to literary advantage.
Don't commit suicide, because you might change your mind two weeks later.
People who live in glass houses have to wash their windows all the time.
Ascot is so exclusive that it is the only racecourse in the world where the horses own the people.