I became a hero to everyone because I didn't take dialysis and was still alive.

When it came to writing about wine, I did what almost everybody does - faked it

Television has a real problem. They have no page two.

And Man created the plastic bag and the tin and aluminum can and the cellophane wrapper and the paper plate, and this was good because Man could then take his automobile and buy all his food in one place and He could save that which was good to eat in the refrigerator and throw away that which had no further use. And soon the earth was covered with plastic bags and aluminum cans and paper plates and disposable bottles and there was nowhere to sit down or walk, and Man shook his head and cried: "Look at this Godawful mess.

The things that matter most are not things.

If President Nixon's secretary, Rosemary Woods, had been Moses' secretary, there would only be eight commandments.

You can't make up anything anymore. The world itself is a satire. All you're doing is recording it.