Tax reform is taking the taxes off things that have been taxed in the past and putting taxes on things that haven't been taxed before.
Art BuchwaldAmericans are just beginning to regard food the way the French always have. Dinner is not what you do in the evening before something else. Dinner is the evening.
Art BuchwaldAscot is so exclusive that it is the only racecourse in the world where the horses own the people.
Art BuchwaldAs my good friend Al Capp told me a few years ago, the best thing to do with a confirmed [hotel] reservation slip when you have no room is to spread it out on the sidewalk in front of the hotel and go to sleep on it. You'll either embarrass the hotel into giving you a room or you'll be hauled off to the local jug, where at least you'll have a roof over your head.
Art Buchwald