... I could have said something profound, but you would have forgotten it in 15 minutes - which is the afterlife of a graduation speech.
Art BuchwaldI don't know whether it's normal or not, but sex has always been something that I take seriously. I would put it higher than tennis on my list of constructive things to do.
Art BuchwaldI look at life as being cruise director on the Titanic. I may not get there, but I'm going first class.
Art BuchwaldI have no idea where I'm going but here's the real question: What am I doing here in the first place?
Art BuchwaldWe seem to be going through a period of nostalgia, and everyone seems to think yesterday was better than today. I don't think it was, and I would advise you not to wait ten years before admitting today was great. If you're hung up on nostalgia, pretend today is yesterday and just go out and have one hell of a time.
Art Buchwald