Sharing our depressions felt like having survived a war. The experience bonds you to the other person for life.

Tax reform is taking the taxes off things that have been taxed in the past and putting taxes on things that haven't been taxed before.

The best way to clean up a son's room is to close the door and pretend it's not part of the house.

Television has a real problem. They have no page two.

I worship the quicksand he [Richard Nixon] walks in.

Any company executive who overcharges the government more than $5 million will be fined $50 or have to go to traffic school three nights a week

War for most men is not fighting or marching in parades. It is sitting around somewhere wondering what the hell you are supposed to be doing.