I learned quickly that when I made others laugh, they liked me.

I became a hero to everyone because I didn't take dialysis and was still alive.

This is a wonderful way to celebrate an 80th birthday... I wanted to be 65 again, but they wouldn't let me - Homeland Security.

The buffalo isn't as dangerous as everyone makes him out to be. Statistics prove that in the United States more Americans are killed in automobile accidents than are killed by buffalo.

I have no idea where I'm going but here's the real question: What am I doing here in the first place?

I didn't go on dialysis because I was 81 years old and I'd done everything I wanted, or so I thought.

Television has a real problem. They have no page two.