I didn't go on dialysis because I was 81 years old and I'd done everything I wanted, or so I thought.
Art BuchwaldI don't know whether it's normal or not, but sex has always been something that I take seriously. I would put it higher than tennis on my list of constructive things to do.
Art BuchwaldTelevision has a real problem. They have no page two. Consequently every big story gets the same play and comes across to the viewer as a really big, scary one.
Art Buchwald